8.5.09

Sick of Manny crap, Going FireJoeMorgan.com style, only less funny because I don't write for The Office

Howard Bryant wrote a column called "Manny fallout: no excuses left". I tried my darndest to do the good people of FireJoeMorgan proud.

Just when it appeared there could be no more surprises in baseball's drug-fueled con game of three-card monte, the joker just hit the table.

First off, huge slugger linked to steroids, not so much a wild surprise. Secondly, who really thought we were done with this stupid steroids crap with the illegal list of 103 players floating around.

And what can they all say now that Manny Ramirez -- engine of the Dodgers' resurgence,

Who is they? you haven't introduced any people into the article. Do you know english?

arguably the best right-handed batter since Rogers Hornsby,

That would be a short argument, ready
Bill: Manny Ramirez is the best right handed hitter since Rogers Hornsby
Bob: Pujols
Bill: Oh yeah, nevermind

owner of 533 career home runs, MVP of the Boston Red Sox's first World Series win in 86 years -- has been banned for 50 games for his use of a substance -- the female fertility drug hCG -- that men inject when cycling off steroids?

Actually he was suspended for having possession of it, after having raised levels of testosterone. But fact checking is for sissies.

This is a media story. Why won't the media leave this alone?

Oh I see what he is doing, he is going to talk about excuses that apologists use. And yes, the media does take this WAY too far. You know, like breaking A-Rod's constitutional rights to access a list of players that should not have existed.

This one was a favorite old chestnut of players and fans too blind or too apathetic to confront the truth that their gilded, fallen heroes have been engaged in a deep deception for many years (roping their admirers in along with them).

The ones that the media made into heroes. Sane people don't make baseball players into heroes. Although while you bring this up, why aren't you talking about how players in the 60's and 70's ate amphetemines like they were candy to stay on the field. This must be about only this generations "heroes". I'm starting to catch on.

What has occurred has been nothing more than a naked money grab at the cost of something far more precious than cash

Gold?

The blame-the-messenger approach won't work today. It can't. This time, it wasn't Selena Roberts or BALCO crusaders Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams or the New York Daily News or the ESPN bulldogs chasing down another misunderstood ballplayer.

You know you're right, I should hate Manny Ramirez even more than these people. I'm angry, you ruined my favorite sport Manny Ramirez, how dare you. I will never again enjoy a homerun.

For once, it wasn't even the federal government that stepped in, extinguishing those doesn't the government have more important things to do than hunt down ballplayers? dismissals.

Don't get me started on the government intervening. It's like he loves everything I hate. Mostly infringing on constitutional rights, and ruining effecient government.

This time, it was baseball's own trap -- its much-maligned substance abuse policy -- that snared Ramirez when its testing program revealed that Ramirez arrived at spring training this year with elevated levels of testosterone. That red flag set off an investigation that ultimately led to his suspension for using human chorionic gonadotropin. People keep talking about performance enhancers because the players keep using them.

Look eventually he got the chain of events correct. It's not that the media keeps talking about it, it's how they get on their soapbox and proclaim steroid users liars, cheaters, filthy, theives, and every other word in the book. Then barely cover the fact that Brett Myers beat the shit out of his wife. It is about the shock and awe coverage. Mostly it is about people like you who do a million of these stories in baseball, but it is halfway forgotten when Shawn Merriman tests positive.

All this took place in the past, when there were no rules. Why is everyone digging into the past? We need to move forward.

Legitimately, this is a stupid excuse in a vacuum. However it does seem that the amount is going down right? And we can't even really prove that PED's help you play baseball better.

In December, one year after the release of the Mitchell report, major league baseball was triumphant: No big-name big leaguer had violated the league policy.

See, I told you. But I cheated because I knew what he was going to write, having read the article and all.

In January, journeyman Phillies pitcher J.C. Romero was suspended, under somewhat murky circumstances, for the first 50 games of this season.

"somewhat murky" You mean he took a supplement sold in every health store in the country that had been spiked by a company to show better results, and the ingredient he tested for was not written on the bottle he bought. THE HORROR!

A strengthened testing policy suggested by George Mitchell -- and agreed to by MLB and the MLB Players Association -- was in place, and MLB had created a no-nonsense in-house investigations unit unafraid to look into the dark corners of the game that the combination of fear, politics and denial had led the game's leadership to ignore.

Ok so the new policy is doing well....and you are writing overly dramatic nonsense.

The Phillies won the World Series, and, for the first time in a long time, a calendar year hadn't ended on a scandalous note. Life was good. The steroids era had finally been put to rest, comfortably in the rearview mirror.

Woo the game is clean again (you know like it was when it was filled drunks, racists, drug addicts, gamblers and we didn't have the huge media soapboxing), even though smarter sights like Baseball Prospectus were talking about a new frontier of drugs.

Now, in the first four-plus months of 2009, two of the game's biggest stars -- Alex Rodriguez and Ramirez -- have fallen harder than Enron,

You do know that the proven timeline for A-Rod was comfortably in your "steroids era" right? So it is a little silly to lump it in after talking about the new policy.

and baseball is finding out the hard way what the Olympics have long known: There is no end to the steroids era, only the beginning of a new, permanent age in which sophisticated drugs and high technology are part of the game's ethical discussions.

Right like I said, intelligent people have known this for a while. Highly competetive athletes with millions of dollars on the line will take what ever edge they can get. It is seriously not rocket science.

With Rodriguez, the old argument could have applied. His name had been leaked from the anonymous survey testing link back in 2003, supposedly the Stone Age of steroids awareness

Why do you keep spouting misinformation, and then going back and telling us it was a stupid thing to say right after I tell you it is a stupid thing to say.

But Ramirez represents an entirely different entity. He clearly had been using banned substances as late as this year, suggesting the colossal arrogance (if not stupidity) that players -- even at the level of Ramirez -- still believe they can beat the system.

I would bet a lot of players are beating the system.

Ramirez has proved that the use of performance-enhancing drugs is not a "yesterday" issue but a "today" one.

Right, we already talked about this.

And Bud Selig wins the Pyrrhic battle of the day. He has the satisfaction of knowing that his drug-testing program is not just a showpiece and that he has put his money where his mouth is. He promised no player would be spared under his tough new guidelines, and he proved he was willing to take down one of his biggest stars

See this is a good thing. You finally have me hooked in especially with your fancy words. I am totally with you!

But that victory must go with the salty disappointment of knowing that his players were using and are still using because no one wants to be the only guy on the field who isn't getting extra help. Baseball labor chief Rob Manfred once told me, "The goal isn't to catch players. The goal is to get them to stop using."

See then you just blew it. You know why? Because I saw you on television talking about how stupid and putrid Manny is. How he shamed the game, and villifying him to no end. The goal of the media is obviously to catch players, report it and get on their high horse for as long as possible.

I don't really know what the whole point of this story was. I guess it was to tell us there is still steroids in baseball. Thanks, I guess. A little reasoning would have made that clear. Roger Goodell should thank his lucky stars that the Howard Bryants, and Bill Plashkes, and Jayso Starks of the world write primarily about baseball.

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